June 2013
288 posts
Does anyone else find it odd that our society expects 14-year-old kids to know what jobs they will want for the rest of their lives, but doesn’t believe an adult woman when she says she doesn’t want to be a mother?
Thank you
I HATE PHYSICS SO MUCH ITS JUST FUCKING MATH PRETENDING TO BE SCIENCE
when people trash something you like and you cant say anything because literally everyone dislikes it except you
im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants
when i die i want to be wrapped up like a mummy but instead of gauze i want to be wrapped in fruit roll ups
If this was the 1600’s i’d have been married for 5 years by now
plus i’d have 8 children and i’d die next week
simpler times
im not even sassy im just an asshole
today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information
Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?Well thats what girls do
i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine
“tumblr is like an inside joke with a bunch of people you don’t even know” -my brother
he doesn’t even have tumblr and he nailed it
today my brother decided to sum up tumblr AGAIN except even better..
“tumblr..what a perfect name. you’re just wasting time, tumbling. It’s just like rolling down into a bottomless pit”
guys hE KNOWS TOO MUCH
ABORT OUR COVER IS BLOWN
I embarrass myself infront of myself
sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes
